MOST WINS IN A SINGLE ​SEASON:

Alyssa, 11 (2019)

Jamison, 11 (2022)

Angel, 10 (2023)

Bradley, 10 (2023)

Brandon, 10 (2020)

Gabriel, 10 (2020)

Katie (CA), 10 (2020)

Leo, 10 (2020)

MOST LOSSES IN A ​SINGLE SEASON:

Macie, 11 (2021)

Alyssa, 10 (2018, 2020)

Dilan, 10 (2023)

Gabriel, 10 (2022)

Jamison, 10 (2020)

Leo, 10 (2022)

Xavier, 10 (2023)

MOST WEEKLY TOP 3 SCORES

IN A SINGLE SEASON:

Most weeks scoring in the top 3 in a single ​season (regular season)

Brandon, 10 (2023)

Gabriel, 10 (2023)

Alyssa, 9 (2019)

Angel, 8 (2022)

Bradley, 8 (2023)

Katie (CA), 8 (2020)

Lionel, 8 (2018)

Macie, 8 (2018)

MOST SEASONS WITH A ​WINNING RECORD:

Most seasons with a record above .500

Brandon, 5 of 6

Alyssa, 4 of 6

Gabriel, 4 of 6

Katie (CA), 4 of 6

Lionel, 4 of 6

MOST SEASONS WITH A LOSING RECORD:

Most seasons with a record below ​.500

Jamison, 5 of 6

Dilan, 4 of (5?)

Macie, 4 of 6

MOST BLOWOUT WINS:

Most total blowout league wins (win by ​more than 40% opponent score)

Gabriel, 17

Lionel, 12

Angel, 10

Brandon, 9

Katie (CA), 9

MOST BLOWOUT WINS IN A ​SINGLE SEASON:

Most blowout wins in a single season (win ​by more than 40% opponent score)

Angel, 5 (2022)

Gabriel, 4 (2019 & 2023)

Katie (CA), 4 (2020)

MOST BLOWOUT LOSSES:

Most total blowout league losses (lose by ​more than 40% opponent score)

Alyssa, 14

Dilan, 13

MOST BLOWOUT LOSSES

IN A SINGLE SEASON:

Most blowout losses in a single season (loss ​by more than 40% opponent score)

Alyssa, 6 (2018)

Alyssa, 4 (2018)

Gabriel, 4 (2022)

Katie (CA), 4 (2023)

Jamison, 4 (2020)

MOST SLIM WINS:

Most total slim league wins (win by less than 2.5% opponent score)

Katie (CA), 7

Macie, 5

Brandon, 5

Dilan, 4

Lionel, 4

MOST SLIM WINS IN A ​SINGLE SEASON:

Most slim wins in a single season (win ​by less than 2.5% opponent score)

Macie, 3 (2019)

Katie (CA), 3 (2023)

Angel, 2 (2023)

Bradley, 2 (2023)

Dilan, 2 (2021)

MOST SLIM LOSSES

Most total slim league losses (loss by less than 2.5% opponent score)

Brandon, 6

Gabriel, 6

Lionel, 5

MOST SLIM LOSSES IN A SINGLE ​SEASON

Most slim losses in a single season (loss by less ​than 2.5% opponent score)

Gabriel, 3 (2018)

Macie, 3 (2023)

Angel, 2 (2020)

Brandon, 2 (2019, 2023)

Leo, 2 (2022)

HIGHEST COMBINED SCORE IN A SINGLE GAME

Matchups with the highest combined points scored in league history

Brandon (241.37) vs. Angel (194.90), 436.37 (Week 12, 2020)

Katie (CA) (204.30) vs. Jamison (175.60), 379.90 (Week 5, 2021)

Macie (169.15) vs. Gabriel (209.90), 379.05 (Week 11, 2018)

Daniel (172.85) vs. Katie (CA) (199.48), 372.33 (Week 7, 2020)

MOST ALL-TIME TOTAL POINTS AGAINST

Most total points scored against in league

Katie (CA), 11,087.39

Macie, 10,952.75

Alyssa, 10,941.17

Gabriel, 10,851.01

Jamison, 10,800.61

Lionel, 10,760.18

Brandon, 10,748.57

HIGHEST POINTS SHARE IN ​A SEASON

Highest points share in a single season ​(top scorer)

Katie (CA), 11.43% (2020)

Brandon, 11.42% (2020)

Angel, 11.32% (2022)

Gabriel, 11.28% (2018)

Alyssa, 11.26% (2019)

LOWEST POINTS SHARE IN A SEASON

Lowest points share in a single season (lowest scorer)

Alyssa, 8.17% (2020)

Alyssa, 8.21% (2018)

Jamison, 8.62% (2020)

Macie, 8.70% (2021)

Dilan, 8.82% (2023)

MOST POINTS SCORED IN SEASON ​TO MISS THE PLAYOFFS

Most points scored by a team to miss the playoffs

Lionel, 1,951.29 (2023)

ALL-TIME LUCKIEST

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Lionel

LUCKIEST SEASON

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Lionel (2018)

ALL-TIME LEAST LUCKIEST

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Dilan

LEAST LUCKIEST SEASON

I’m gonna be real honest: I have no idea how they calculate this

Dilan (2019)

HIGHEST OPPONENT POINTS ​SHARE IN A SEASON

Highest points share in a single season (hardest ​season)

Dilan, 10.85% (2019)

Katie (CA), 10.67% (2023)

Xavier, 10.66% (2023)

Katie (CA), 10.60% (2022)

Macie, 10.51% (2018)

LOWEST OPPONENT POINTS SHARE IN A ​SEASON

Lowest points share in a single season (easiest season)

Alyssa, 9.14% (2019)

Katie (CA), 9.38% (2020)

Angel, 9.42% (2021)

Lionel, 9.49% (2018)

Leslie, 9.51% (2023)

Jamison, 9.55% (2019)

LONGEST WIN STREAK

Most consecutive matchups won

Alyssa, 10 (Week 3-12, 2019)

Brandon, 8 (Week 6-13, 2020)

Gabriel, 6 (Week 2-7, 2020)

Leo, 6 (Week 9-14, 2021)

Leslie, 6 (Week 8-13, 2023)

I am the horrible goose that lives in the town, yes I am the ​horrible creeping bag of sound that is the most worst to you! I ​will use my beak to mischief you and I will press B. I wobble my ​snake-front-body and I waggle my bag-back-body and they ​meet in the middle to plan a bad idea to upset you. I flap back ​and forth my business rear for balancing and I snapple-pap ​my feet all up and down the town for terrible reasons, and you ​don’t like it. I am the goose and you are the miserable boy with ​no honk. I invented my body and it was the best idea.

Honk! Honk! I flap open my back in celebration when I make ​victory over the fence, when I smash it from its lock, when I ​smash it down, when I undo all of your doing. Here I honk! I hold ​up all of my wings and I make more layers of me, the goose ​that hates your family.

These are the keys that you do not have! I am flat and racing ​over the earth and you are all the way stood up, all the way ​confused, all the way overalls and no ideas. I make a fight ​between yourself and your memory. I wet your feet because I ​do not respect them, I wet them with a lake, and I am lake-​satisfaction.

Your garden? I make it terrible! I make a puzzle of your garden! ​I hustle up your carrots and remove all rakes for a punishment ​to you. Theft puts a parade into my walk, I am so proud to ​steal from you and your bad family, who are no good to me ​and are not geese. I am the most goose who ever was, and I ​am enough goose for the whole town, because I am a little ​white heartbeat that moves very fast, more fast than ​anything else, for surprises.

My business is the worst business and you have it. Here I ​come! I’ll take any big thing, small thing meant for hiding, ​widest thing, right in my beak and hustle it away from your ​permission, because I don’t agree with property and never ​have. Here I come again! You cannot anticipate me because ​your brain is so big and weighty and far from the ground, but ​my brain is aerodynamic and small and ground-sure and I ​have all I need in my wicked goose-body, and also I have your ​radio.

Where is the boy for me to disrespect? I am his least friend. I ​see his games an I contempt them. I ruin his life! Glasses for ​him? No! Shoelaces for him? No! I make every escape. I am the ​pest of his whole awful body but my body is so smooth and ​good. My body works. My body is the softest triangle with a ​hose attached, strong and useful and all the way sweetheart. ​You need everything but I have it. I put my honk in a jar so ​there is more honk! I honk at you, I honk directly up to God, and ​I will never leave! You will never be well again, and I will trouble ​your father all of the time. I am all a triumph, I am the most ​successful goose, and you are misery with suffering and ​hopeless with loss. I have the beautiful bell in my mouth, and ​now I have two honks, and you have nothing to say. There is a ​beautiful golden bell in my mouth and your mouth is so, so ​empty, because you hate me, the great goose with a mouth. I ​am tremendous! Here I am coming, with the good news of me, ​and you hate it. You can think only of the bell and how much I ​have it, and you are never the goose. I will run around with my ​bell as much as I want and you will make despair. Here comes ​the goose! Here comes the goose bell! Everybody be awake to ​the goose now and from now on! You liked this village so much ​before the goose came and ironed over all of your peace, but ​I’ll bring soda-can-and-boot-trash into your bed and mouth. ​You’ll never be the goose, and I already am the goose as most ​as a goose can be, all coiled up and ready to ungoose again.

LONGEST LOSING STREAK

Most consecutive matchups lost

Macie, 8 (Week 12, 2020 to Week 6, 2021)

Alyssa, 7 (Week 6-12, 2020)

Dilan, 7 (Week 2-8, 2019)

Jamison, 7 (Week 5-11, 2021)

Katie (AZ), 7 (Week 8-14, 2023)

HIGH SCORE STREAK

Most consecutive matchups with high score

Alyssa, 3 (Week 7-9, 2021)

TOP 3 SCORE STREAK

Most consecutive matchups with a top 3 score

Alyssa, 6 (Week 3-8, 2019)

Gabriel, 6 (Week 8-13, 2023)

Angel, 5 (Week 3-7, 2022)

Brandon, 5 (Week 2-6, 2023)

HIGHEST AVERAGE NET MARGIN

Best net margin average vs single opponent

Leo vs. Katie (CA), 39.14

Angel vs. Leo, 37.53

Lionel vs. Leo, 36.47

MOST PLAYOFF POINTS AGAINST

Most total points against in playoff matchups in league

Katie (CA), 1,590.08

Gabriel, 1,475.03

Lionel, 1,318.71

Brandon, 1,007.44

FIRST TO 5,000 POINTS

Number of matchups played to reach 5,000 total points

Angel, 35

Brandon, 35

Lionel, 35

Gabriel, 36

Katie (CA), 37

Leo, 37

Macie, 37

Dilan, 38

Eric, 38

Jamison, 41

Alyssa, 41

FIRST TO 10,000 POINTS

Number of matchups played to reach 10,000 total points

Lionel, 71

Brandon, 72

Katie (CA), 72

Gabriel, 73

Alyssa, 77

Macie, 77

Jamison, 80

FIRST TO 5 TOTAL WEEKS

AS HIGH SCORER

Number of matchups played to reach

5 tatal weeks as high scorer

Lionel, 26

Katie (CA), 27

Macie, 29

Brandon, 38

Leo, 42

Alyssa, 46

Dilan, 48

Gabriel, 60

FIRST TO 10 TOTAL WEEKS AS HIGH SCORER

Number of matchups played to reach 10 tatal weeks as high scorer

Katie (CA), 52

Alyssa, 65

Lionel, 69

Brandon, 78

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